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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."... Rakeback poker
A casino dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "OK, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an eight." Slots Casino
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
discuss
a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.
"Your
holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to
determine
whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to
a golf match."
The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held
a golf club in his
life.
"Not to worry," said the Cardinal,
"we'll call America and talk to
Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a
Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres...
We can't lose!" Everyone
agreed it was a good idea. The call was made
and, of course, Jack was
honored and agreed to play.
The day after the match, Nicklaus
reported to the Vatican to inform the
Pope of his success in the
match. "I came in second, your Holiness,"
said Nicklaus.
"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to
Shimon
Peres?!!"
"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."
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