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A priest and a nun are on their way
back
home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to
get
it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only
hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I
don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep on
the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be
okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in
the room.
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly
cold.
Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I
don't think the Lord would
mind if we acted as man and wif
e just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get
up and get your own blanket.
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