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A couple had two little mischievous boys,
ages 8 and 10. They
were always getting into trouble, and their
parents knew that if any
mischief occurred in their town, their sons
would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in
town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if
he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed and asked to see
them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in
the morning, with the
older boy to see the clergyman in the
afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy
down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They
boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question.
"Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to
answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger i
n
the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy
screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and
dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother
found him in the closet, he asked, "What
happened?"
The
younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG
trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
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