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While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge
to drive. The
driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream
of
questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel,
while his
driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing
between 70 and 80 mph, when a
policeman happened to see them. As he
pulled them over, he called in to
headquarters reporting a speeding
limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo,
the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than
the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The
policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the
governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman
answered: "No, someone even more important than the
President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is m
ore
important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly
wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I
don't know who is this
guy, but he has the pope as his
chauffeur."
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