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Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy
over for
speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your
driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended
when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for
this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:
The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of
it, I think I saw the
owner's card in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove
box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the
trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes,
sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The
car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached
the
driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I
see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was
valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine,
officer. Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the
car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's
a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in
it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body
in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no
body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said
you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in
the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too
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