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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."... Rakeback poker
A casino dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "OK, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an eight." Slots Casino
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Police jokes
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
from an evening worship service and was startled to find an
intruder in
her house.
Catching the man in the act of burglarizing
her home, she yelled,
"STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized,
every one of you, in the
name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven.")
As the burglar stopped dead in his tracks, the
woman calmly called the
police and explained what she had done.
Shortly, several officers
arrived and took the man into
custody.
As he was placing the handcuffs on the burglar, one of the officers
asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was mention a
scripture verse."
"Scripture?" replied the
burglar.
"She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
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