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Police jokes
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were
training to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and
then hides
it.
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him
fast because
he only has one eye!"
The policeman says,
"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
PROFILE."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles,
flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
easy to catch because he
only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the
matter with you two?? Of
course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING
because it's a picture of
his profile!! Is that the best ans
wer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point,
he shows the picture to the third
blonde and in a very testy voice
asks, "This is your suspect, how would
you recognize
him?"
He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid
answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he really doesn't
know himself if the
suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting
answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and I'll get
back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file
in his computer, and comes back with a
beaming smile on his face. "Wow!
I can't believe it...it's TRUE!
The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were
you able to make such an astute
observation?"
"That's e
asy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because
he only has one eye and one ear."
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