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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."... Rakeback poker
A casino dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "OK, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an eight." Slots Casino
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The local sheriff was looking
for a deputy,
so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the
bucket went
in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's
right."
"What
two days of the weekstart with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and
tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct
answer that he had
never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen
carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little
surprised himself, then thought really hard for a
minute and finally
admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and
work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool
hall where his pals were waiting to
hear the results of the
interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the
job and I'm already working on a
murder case!"
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