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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."...
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Old age jokes
Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a
new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab
tests,
the doctor said Edgar was doing "fairly well" for his
age.
A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn't resist asking
the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
The doctor
asked, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"
"Oh no," Edgar
replied, "I've never done either."
Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat
rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued
ribs?"
Edgar said, "No, I've
heard that all red meat is very unhealthful!"
"Do you spend a
lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" the
doctor
asked.
"No, I don't," Edgar replied.
Then the doctor asked, "Do you
gamble, drive fast cars, or run around
with women?"
"No,"
Edgar said, "I don't do any of those things."
The good doctor
looked at Edgar and said, "Then why the heck do you
want to live to
be 80?"
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