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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."...
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Old age jokes
An eighty
year old couple were having
problems remembering things, so they decided
to go to their doctor to
make sure nothing was wrong with them. When
they arrived at the
doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they
were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out,
the doctor told them that they were
physically okay but might want
to start writing things down, making notes
to help them remember
things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night
while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair
and his wife
asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it
down so
you can remember it?"
"No, I can remember that."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had bett
er
write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife
said.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped
cream on top. I know you
will forget that. You had better write it
down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to
write that
down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed
her a
plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a
moment and said, "You forgot my
toast."
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