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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."... Rakeback poker
A casino dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "OK, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an eight." Slots Casino
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son pierced
his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her
head,
My dog mated with the neighbors cat,
My neighbor sold her
house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was
adopted,
My Dad told me he's gay,
My boss told me I was laid
off,
My sister was arrested for prostitution,
My house has
termites,
My car was stolen,
All that came in the mail was
bills,
A plane, crash landed on my garage,
OJ Simpson came to my
door selling rug cleaner,
And my TV blew.
Lord, please be
with me today.
I was able to live through all that misery
yesterday.
And I will be able to make it through anything today! But
please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY
COMPUTER!!!!!
AMENA programmer enters an elevator, wanting to go to the 12th
floor.
So, he pushes 1, then he pushes 2, and starts looking for
the
Enter....
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