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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."... Rakeback poker
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Farmer jokes
A man from the city is out plowing his field
and
gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.
A farmer driving
by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over
the city
feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says.
"Where can
I buy one?" he is asked.
Well, I just happened to have one for
100 dollars he says.
"I'll take him," says the other man as he
counts out the money.
I can't bring him over today. I don't
work on Sunday morrow OK?
"Sure."
The next day the truck
pulls up and the old farmer gets out. He says,
"sorry, bad
news."
I went out after breakfeast and the mule was dead.
The city
feller says just give me my money back then.
"Can't, spent it
already!"
"Well... unload the mule then."
"What ya gonna do
with him?"
"Raffle him off!"
"Naw, ya cant raffle off a
dead mule!"
"Just watch me us! City fellers know a few tri
cks."
One month goes by and the city feller and farmer run into
each other at
the barber shop.
"What did ya do with that
dead mule?"
"Raffled him off, sold 100 tickets at two dollars each
and made 98
dollars profit."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just one guy so I gave him his two dollars back!"
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