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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."...
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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a
verbal
command ("Jump!").
In a first stage of experiment he
removed flea's leg, told her to
jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote
in his scientific notebook: "Upon
removing one leg all flea organs
function properly."
So, he removed the second leg, asked the
flea to jump, she obeyed, so
he wrote again: "Upon removing the second
leg all flea organs function
properly."
Thereafter he
removed all the legs but one, the flea jumped when
ordered, so he wrote
again: "Upon removing the next leg all flea organs
function
properly."
Then he removed the last leg. Told flea to jump, and nothing
happened.
He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the
experiment several
times, and the leg less flea never jumped. So he
wrote the conclusion:
"Upon removing the last leg the flea loses
sense of hearing"
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