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An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and stood in front of them.
He then asked, "Who push
port-a-potty over cliff?"
Nobody answered him.
He then
asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Again nobody
answered.
The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie
father.
Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big
Georgie no punish."
So the Indian asked again,
"Who push
port-a-potty over cliff?"
To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push
port-a-potty over
cliff."
The old Indian then shakes and
spanks him, for his punishment. When he
is done, the little Indian
asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get
punish. I tell truth, I get
punished. Why you punish, father?"
The old Indian replied, "Big
Georgie not in cherry tree when it got
chopped down!!!"
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