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Car and train jokes
One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they
ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed
red.
The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked
at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing? You're
going to get us killed!"
Then the driver responded, "Don't
worry, my mother allways drives
like this."
So later on, the
two guys came to another stoplight and that too was
red. The driver
sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked
at the
driver and said, "I thought I told you, you're gonna get us
killed!
Would you please stop this nonsense!"
The driver looked at the
passenger and responded, "I get it! But like
I told already, you my
mother drives like this all the time!"
Again, the two guys ran
into another light. This time in was green. The
driver slammed
on his brakes and stopped the car completely. "What the
hell are
you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the third time
you
almost got us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?"
The
driver replied, "That's my mom's car coming over there!"
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