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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."...
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Car and train jokes
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his window and
shouted to the driver of the Rolls.
"Hey, buddy, that's a nice
car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a
phone in my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I
have
a phone."
The driver of the Yugo said, "Cool! Hey, you
also got a fridge in
there, too? I've got one in the back seat of
my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, "Yes, I
have a
refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo said, "That's
great, man! Hey, you got a TV in
there? You know, I got a TV in the
back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated
by now, replied, "Of course,
I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is
the finest luxury car in the
world!"
The driver of the Yugo
said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed
in there? I
got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls,
upset that he did not have a bed, sped away
and went straight to the
dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be
installed in the back
of his Rolls-Royce.
The next morning, he returned to pick up
his car, and the bed looked
superb It came complete with silk sheets
and a brass-trimmed headboard.
It was clearly a bed fit for a
Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls
began searching for the Yugo. He
drove around all day and finally found
the Yugo late that night.
It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He
got
out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't
any
answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the
owner of the
Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head
out.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the
driver of the
Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of th
e Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, "You got me
out of the
shower to tell me that?!?!"
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