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...A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going."...
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Humor and jokes
Car and train jokes
A man goes out and buys the best
car
available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the
best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He
takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An
old
man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next
to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the
car and asks
"What kind of car ya got there, sonny?".
The
dude replies "A 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000."
"That's
a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it
cost so
much?"
"Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
cool dude
proudly.
The old man asks "Can I take a look
inside?"
"Sure" replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his
head in the window and looks around. Leaning
back on his moped, the
old man says "That's a pretty nice car,
alright!"
Just
then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 320. Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It
seems to be getting closer!
Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh!
Something whips by him! Going maybe three
times as fast!
The
guy wonders "what on earth could be going faster than my Turbo
BeepBeeP?" Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward
him.
Whooooooooooosh! Goes by again! And, it almost looked like the old man
on the moped! Couldn't be thinks the guy. How could a moped outrun a
Turbo BeepBeep? Again, he sees a dot in his rearview
mirror!
WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM! It plows into the back of his car,
demolishing the rear end.
The guy jumps out and discovers it
is the old man! Of course, the moped
and the old man are hurting for
certain. The guy runs up to the dying
old man and asks "You'
re hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for
you?"
The old
man replies "Yeah. Unhook my suspenders from the side-view
mirror on
your car!"
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