Humor and jokes - KNOCK_KNOCK

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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