Humor and jokes - EASTER

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
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What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
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Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
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How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
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What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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