Humor and jokes - DINOSAUR

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops
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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
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Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
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What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
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What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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