Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
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Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
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Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop
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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus
girls in the
world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a
row."
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.
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Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
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Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
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Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
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How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
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What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
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What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.
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What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
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What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
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What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
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What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."
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What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
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What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !
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What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !
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What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
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Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.
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I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each
other.
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How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
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Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !
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Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.
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An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
excellent
health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may
help
their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up
to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting
that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it
down"
She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better
write it
down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off
in a
huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon
and eggs.
"I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my
toast".
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Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
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What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Vaults.
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Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!
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These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
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Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her
class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around."
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What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.
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What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !
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Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !
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Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)
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My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never met him.
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What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !
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Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
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Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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