What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Do steam rollers really roll
steam?
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Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
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Why is it that at class reunions you
feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Does
killing time damage
eternity?
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How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
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Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?
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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
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Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
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How come wrong numbers are never
busy?
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How long will a floating point operation
float?
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You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?
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You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
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If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?
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How much deeper would the ocean be
without
sponges?
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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How many weeks
are there in a light
year?
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?
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Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of
parachutes?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?
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If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?
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If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?
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Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a
mine?
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Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?
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What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?
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If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would
happen
if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and
dropped it?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
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Do fish get thirsty?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?
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If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?
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Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?
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If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?
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Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on driveways?
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Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?
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How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?
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If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?
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Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candidate gets
elected?
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Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what
you
got?
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If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?
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If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?
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Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
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If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?
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Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?
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If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?
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Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient time?
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Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?
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History Jokes |
Horse Jokes |
Humor Jokes |
Hunting Jokes |
Idiot and Fool Jokes |
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Internet Jokes |
Journalist Jokes |
Judge Jokes |
King Kong Jokes |
Knock Knock Jokes |
Lawyer Jokes |
Letter Jokes |
Marriage Jokes |
Men Jokes |
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Military Jokes |
Money Jokes |
Monster Jokes |
Mouse Jokes |
Movie and TV Jokes |
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Rabbit Jokes |
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Snake Jokes |
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Space Jokes |
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Sport Jokes |
Teeth Jokes |
Telephone Jokes |
Time Jokes |
Travel and Tourist Jokes |
Vampire Jokes |
Various Animal Jokes |
Waiter Jokes |
Weather Jokes |
Witch Jokes |
Women Jokes |
Yo Momma Jokes |
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